the life and times of the awkward AFRICAN.

my lover

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 00:17:51 -0400

my lover

aubrey-plaza: sippin’ on coke & rum, i’m like so what i’m...

Sun, 14 Oct 2012 18:35:43 -0400

sippin’ on coke & rum, i’m like so what i’m drunk [A MIXTAPE SHOWCASING MY DEEPEST, DARKEST SECRET AKA THE OLDER THE SONGS GET THE DRUNKER AND HAPPIER I GET]

01. good good night - roscoe dash
02. marvin & chardonnay - big sean ft. kanye west & roscoe dash
03. pursuit of happiness (steve aoki remix) - kid cudi
04. over - drake
05. say aah - trey songz
06. shots - lmfao
07. buzzin’ - shwayze
08. swing - savage
09. sexy can i - ray j ft. yung berg
10. money maker - ludacris ft. pharrell
11. bring em out - t.i.
12. tipsy - j kwon
13. ignition (remix) - r. kelly
14. what da hook gon be - murphy lee
15. hot in herre - nelly
16. can’t nobody hold me down - puff daddy ft. mase
17. mo money mo problems - notorious b.i.g. ft. puff daddy & mase
18. blackout - the knocks

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WHEN I FIRST HEARD GANGNAM STYLE

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 23:34:05 -0400

howdoiputthisgently:

FIRST I WAS LIKE:

AND THEN I WAS LIKE:

Photo

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 15:17:57 -0400

When someone brings home a fresh jar of Nutella

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 04:49:28 -0400

whatshouldwecallme:

WHEN ASKED WHY I WATCH LAW AND ORDER SVU

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 04:13:33 -0400

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

BUT MOSTLY:

livin the life

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 04:10:51 -0400

rnassachusetts:

swaggin my way downtown

twerkin fast

bitches pass

and im hoodbound

Brother: Not to sound gay or anything, but I think Chris Evans was sooo fine in the Avengers. Like with his costume and everything I was just like dammmmmnnn.

Mon, 28 May 2012 21:33:07 -0400

Brother: Not to sound gay or anything, but I think Chris Evans was sooo fine in the Avengers. Like with his costume and everything I was just like dammmmmnnn.
Me: Well, I feel like you couldn't have said that anymore "gayer" than you already did.

I love living in Southern California. I love the weather. Most importantly, I love the feeling of...

Mon, 28 May 2012 20:28:23 -0400

I love living in Southern California. I love the weather. Most importantly, I love the feeling of the warm sun on my body.

Problem is, tanning and I have never really gotten along.

1 hour in the sun equals 1 shade darker.

At the rate I’m going, by the end of the summer I feel like I’m gonna end up looking like ~~Akon~~, better yet, that one guy from Blood Diamond

So unfortunate…

collegehumor: People do shit like this JUST to piss me off. I...

Mon, 28 May 2012 20:11:00 -0400

collegehumor: People do shit like this JUST to piss me off. I know it.

Crazy Hair: Multi-Colored Dual Braid Buns
Explaining what she wanted to the hair stylist must have taken an hour.

chillarybanks: I hate unexpected company, aka “Fuck, now I have to put pants on.”

Sat, 26 May 2012 21:38:22 -0400

chillarybanks:

I hate unexpected company, aka “Fuck, now I have to put pants on.”

Hello My Name is __________

Sat, 26 May 2012 21:35:36 -0400

Today is the day that marks my journey into the blogging world. I have been living for approximately 17 years 7 months 18 days and 6 some odd hours now and each hour of every one of those days has been filled with stories full of laughter, tears, friendship, hatred, and only on the occasion regret.

It wasn’t until now that I made the choice to document the series of unfortunate events also known as MY LIFE.

Enjoy.