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30

Oct

my lover

(Source: oh-whiskers)

14

Oct

aubrey-plaza:

sippin’ on coke & rum, i’m like so what i’m drunk [A MIXTAPE SHOWCASING MY DEEPEST, DARKEST SECRET AKA THE OLDER THE SONGS GET THE DRUNKER AND HAPPIER I GET]

01. good good night - roscoe dash02. marvin & chardonnay - big sean ft. kanye west & roscoe dash03. pursuit of happiness (steve aoki remix) - kid cudi04. over - drake05. say aah - trey songz06. shots - lmfao07. buzzin’ - shwayze08. swing - savage09. sexy can i - ray j ft. yung berg10. money maker - ludacris ft. pharrell11. bring em out - t.i.12. tipsy - j kwon13. ignition (remix) - r. kelly14. what da hook gon be - murphy lee15. hot in herre - nelly16. can’t nobody hold me down - puff daddy ft. mase 17. mo money mo problems - notorious b.i.g. ft. puff daddy & mase18. blackout - the knocks 
DRINK RESPONSIBLY
(.zip)

aubrey-plaza:

sippin’ on coke & rum, i’m like so what i’m drunk [A MIXTAPE SHOWCASING MY DEEPEST, DARKEST SECRET AKA THE OLDER THE SONGS GET THE DRUNKER AND HAPPIER I GET]

01. good good night - roscoe dash
02. marvin & chardonnay - big sean ft. kanye west & roscoe dash
03. pursuit of happiness (steve aoki remix) - kid cudi
04. over - drake
05. say aah - trey songz
06. shots - lmfao
07. buzzin’ - shwayze
08. swing - savage
09. sexy can i - ray j ft. yung berg
10. money maker - ludacris ft. pharrell
11. bring em out - t.i.
12. tipsy - j kwon
13. ignition (remix) - r. kelly
14. what da hook gon be - murphy lee
15. hot in herre - nelly
16. can’t nobody hold me down - puff daddy ft. mase 
17. mo money mo problems - notorious b.i.g. ft. puff daddy & mase
18. blackout - the knocks 

DRINK RESPONSIBLY

(.zip)

26

Sep

WHEN I FIRST HEARD GANGNAM STYLE

howdoiputthisgently:

FIRST I WAS LIKE:

AND THEN I WAS LIKE:

02

Sep

(Source: armisael)

16

Aug

When someone brings home a fresh jar of Nutella

WHEN ASKED WHY I WATCH LAW AND ORDER SVU

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

BUT MOSTLY:

livin the life

rnassachusetts:

swaggin my way downtown

twerkin fast

bitches pass

and im hoodbound

(Source: circletines)

28

May

Brother:
Not to sound gay or anything, but I think Chris Evans was sooo fine in the Avengers. Like with his costume and everything I was just like dammmmmnnn.
Me:
Well, I feel like you couldn't have said that anymore "gayer" than you already did.

I love living in Southern California. I love the weather. Most importantly, I love the feeling of the warm sun on my body.

Problem is, tanning and I have never really gotten along.

1 hour in the sun equals 1 shade darker.

At the rate I’m going, by the end of the summer I feel like I’m gonna end up looking like Akon, better yet, that one guy from Blood Diamond

So unfortunate…

collegehumor: People do shit like this JUST to piss me off. I know it.

Crazy Hair: Multi-Colored Dual Braid BunsExplaining what she wanted to the hair stylist must have taken an hour.

collegehumor: People do shit like this JUST to piss me off. I know it.

Crazy Hair: Multi-Colored Dual Braid Buns
Explaining what she wanted to the hair stylist must have taken an hour.

26

May

chillarybanks:

I hate unexpected company, aka “Fuck, now I have to put pants on.”

Hello My Name is __________

Today is the day that marks my journey into the blogging world. I have been living for approximately 17 years 7 months 18 days and 6 some odd hours now and each hour of every one of those days has been filled with stories full of laughter, tears, friendship, hatred, and only on the occasion regret. 

It wasn’t until now that I made the choice to document the series of unfortunate events also known as MY LIFE. 

Enjoy.